While looking for a picture to give R. tomorrow as a present, I came across a list somebody had written. It was named "100 things I hate" and while reading it, I realized many of the points apply to me as well.
So I decided to start my own list, although I don't believe I can make it to 100 :).
Things I hate, not organized in any meaningful way, but simply in the order they occur to me.
1-People who drive below the speed limit during rush hour (be real, you are an obstacle and everybody who is behind you is most likely in a hurry)
2-Elderly people who go shopping in the evenings (Well, yes you might feel lonely, but those of us who work to pay YOUR monthly allowance have to wake up early to go work, to make money for you, and would love if, once we leave work, we can make our shopping and go home and rest. You do nothing all day, please go shopping when we are working)
3-Stay home mummies who go shopping in the evenings (We don't think your baby's screaming is cute, so leave it home or go when we are not around)
4-Parents who have no control on their kids (I don't give a sh** if you have a headache and your kid is bored in the airplane, your kid, your problem, and if you can't handle the kid, at least get it drunk so it doen't bother the rest of us)
5-People who stay on the sidewalk to talk and don't ,ove when others get there, also applies in doors, hallways, stairs, etc. (Very nice that you have met your friend unexpectedly, now go grab a chair and a table and get out of my way)
6-Peple who think that the country I was born in determines how I behave (get real and lose your stupidity, there is a reason why I left the country and didn't return after college)
7-People who have no common sense (If I walk away every time you come close to me, and I ignore you when you talk to me it means I don't want you to talk or come close to me! Get it!)
8-Mediocre people (If you have a brain, use it. If you don't, go away)
9-People who are not punctual (My time is as important as yours, if you don't respect it, don't expect me to respect yours)
10-Young people-under 55- who don't give their seats to elderly, small children or pregnant women (This is a society and whether or not you like it, some people need the seat more than you. Get your ass up, you have healthy legs and no baby in your belly)
11-People who don't say their opinion and feel humiliated when you make a decision they disagree with (you have a mouth and know how to articulate words. Use your mouth and say what you think. I'm not your mother nor your therapist to interpret your body language)
12-People who complain about progress, yet drive a car, have an iphone and are connected to internet all the time (If you hate progress, don't use technology, if you use technology, stop the bullshit)
13-People who listen to music in trains or on the street without earphones, also applies to people at work who don't mute their phone and computer (I don't care what music you like, how many ringtones you have, or how often you get a communicator message or an email. Be quiet and keep your crap for yourself)
14-People who complain about the government, yet decide not to vote because it is too crowded (Your vote gives you a right to complain, so if you don't vote, shut the fu** up)
15-People who don't dress appropriately for work (I don't care what you want to dress like, if you come to work, I don't wanna see your tatoos, your boops or your boxers)
16- People who adjust their opinion depending on the audience, or change their opinion during a conversation by saying "yes, that's what I mean" (If you don't have an opnion of your own, don't say anything. If you have ne, defend it)
17- People who go through life without noticing anything around it (Again, this is a society, be part of it. At least read the news)
18- People who judge others without knowing the background (Do you think you know what my life has been like because you have seen me for 5 minutes? What an idi**)
19- People who think they are interesting to others because they have money (Do you think that we don't see your ridiculous face, or hear what you say? There is much more in this planet than money)
20- Guys with long hair and earrings
21- Girls who giggle all the time with that stupid voice that denotes ignorance
22- Electronic music (Its noise for God's sake)
23- Religious extremism
24- People who live of the state and make 3 months vacation a year (I pay your food, and I can't afford such a vacation, WTF)
25- Thieves
26- Travelers who disrespect the culture of the country they are visiting ( You are the guest, be respectful, if they don't like pictures, don't make them!)
27- Repeated mistakes (it happened once, learn from it)
28-Excel files that have over 4 colors (If you want to use a code, make it clear and concise, if you like to color your work, become an artist)
29- Rats, mice and any animal that has more than 4 legs.
30-ALLERGIES
31- People whose brains have no furniture (maybe they sold the brain...)
32- Unwelcomed advice
33- Rpeated questions (If you asked once and I didn't answer, get the hint)
34- People that have no dreams (Life is a dream, the more you dream and fight for your dreams, the more you live)
35- Email chains (No, I don't care if I die at noon, I won't forward it, nor will I read it. Get a hobby)
36- People who say an author is bad because the movie of the book was boring (Books and Movies are NOT the same, if you want to hate the writer, read the book)
37- Driving in the city
38- Parking in the city
39- Speed limits
40- Trucks
41- "Yes men"
42- Salads
Yeah, I can't come up with moer right now :) Maybe I will continue it some day...
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